Good OLDE’ British…


Why British think 80% of Malaysians coming to UK to study law?

UK Immigration Officer: Purpose of
Visitor: I’m here to study law, sir.

Officer: You know, you must have a lot
of lawyers in Malaysia.

Visitor: Why do you say that?

Officer: Well, i’ve been here for a
good twenty years, and I’d say 80% of
Malaysians I see here say they’re here
to read law.

Visitor: Oh, really? That’s really
something i never knew. Hard to believe
in fact.

Officer: Just you watch, then. You just
stand here until the next Malaysian
comes along, and I’ll bet he’s here to
read law.

*Visitor waits for 5 mins, Ah Chong
from Malaysia comes to immigration

Officer: Mr. Ah Chong, purpose of visit?

Ah Chong: Study lorr…

 So guys and gals out there, what you reckon?


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