This is hilarious…even an Englishman could not construct sentences using numeric! Exclusively only to great Malaysian and Singaporean Chinese….
Ah Lek was asked to make a sentence using 1, 2, 3,4,5,6,7,8,9 and 10. Not only did he do it 1 to 10, he did it again back to 1.
This is what he came up with:
1 day I go 2 climb up a 3 outside a house to peep. But the couple saw me, so I panic and 4 down. The man rushes out and wanted to 5 with me. I run so fast until I fall 6 and throw up. So I go into 7 eleven and grab some 8 to throw at him. Then I took a 9 and try to stab him. 10 God he runs away. So, I put the 9 back and pay for the 8 and left 7 eleven. Next day, I call my boss and say I am 6. He said 5, tomorrow also no need to come back 4 work. He also asks me to climb a 3 and jump down. I don’t understand, I so nice 2 him but I don’t know what he 1.